Damon makes all the gifspams

[semele]

Ok, first things first. I promied dante_kent a speculation post. During THIS discussion we've already established that Damon and Stefan totally have ljs, but there are still so many questions!


1. Damon makes all the gifspams, but how about, you know, actual words? What does he write about? Which tags is he proud of? I mean, there are some obvious ones, like "i hate werewolves", or "i threw things into fireplace again", or "don't get blood on the couch", but how about other ones? How does he describe his icons?

2. What kind of icons does he make? Does he share? Does he have 5o icons of himself?

3. Does Damon make fanvids?

4. Because Stefan definitely writes fanfic.

5. But he flocks all his stories, because Damon would laugh his ass of if he read them.

6. Damon's read them all anyway.

7. And he might've cried a little when he was reading the one about Spike and Buffy doing the laundry together.

8. Of course then he made a Stefan Forehead Brooding gifspam, so no one can even blame Stefan for trying to flock EVERYTHING.

9. Damon doesn't flock things, because he is an attention seeker. But does Alaric read Damon's journal? How about Elena? Is Jeremy an ultimate lurker?

10. eowyn_315 is our Damon, so whatever she says in this post, we're gonna accept as unquestionable truth, and then we'll all bow to her gifspams.

11. Who is our Stefan? Does Stefan write porn? Does he have it all neatly organized? Who made Stefan's Friends Only banner? Does Stefan flail? If not, then is making Stefan flail again Klaus's secret agenda?

12. Do the Originals have liveournals? If so, did Stefan steal their passwords along with their coffins? Or maybe Elijah ljs from his coffin? Did Klaus make a FML post after Stefan stole the coffins? There is no way he could've invited so many hybrids to Tyler's party without pimping the news all over his flist, but does it mean that he's also made the post-party picspam?

I could keep asking questions for a long time, but I have this weird feeling that I should stop now...

Comments

[verdant_fire]

This post is exquisite.

1. Damon obviously describes all of his icons with literary quotes, the more obscure the better. Sometimes when he's feeling particularly superior, he busts out Dante, in the original Italian.

9. Jeremy stalks Damon's LJ all the time. Alaric stalks it at 2 A.M., in bed, with his shirt off.

[upupa-epops.livejournal.com]

1. So true, especially about Dante! Because Damon totally speaks, like, five forgein languages. He had to do SOMETHING when he was waiting for a comet for 145 years.

9. ALARIIIIIIIIIIIIC! Of course this is what he does! And then he does other things.

[verdant_fire]

He had to do SOMETHING when he was waiting for a comet for 145 years.

LOLOLOL you speak the truth. I bet he learned Bulgarian, just so he could write his pining love poetry to Katherine in her mother tongue. I also like to think that he sometimes quotes Nietzsche to Stefan just to annoy him. Stefan's more of a Kant guy.

[upupa-epops.livejournal.com]

Oh, Damon can quote just about everything to annoy Stefan! Stefan is also a bit jealous that Damon is better at forgein languages. Damon will never tell him that the secret is to drink with people from different countries as often as possible (and to talk to them via livejournal), because it helps you pick up some awesome vocabulary.