The Vampire Diaries 3x09
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semeleI'm writing a comment!ficathon fic, but I keep thinking about this post, and it's distracting me, so I'd better just write it now.
WARNING: I'm in this state of mind in which I find everything hilarious. Like, literary everything.
Everybody's already written all the smart things I wanted to write, but there is one more aspect that TOTALLY should be discussed. Let's talk about:
First of all, Stefan. Right now, he's just travelling all over States with a bunch of caskets. Klaus had minions to handle his family coffins, but Stefan is alone and running with three very dead Originals. So, basically, everybody is talking about how Stefan has his free will back, and about the switch and everything, and all I can think about is Stefan going all "FML, I have three corpses here, and I'm on the run, how do I even check into a motel or something? This sounded like SUCH A GOOD IDEA when Katherine was talking about it...". A corpse can be such a nuissance!
At the same time Klaus has a parallel FML moment, because he doesn't feel safe when he doesn't have all his coffins.
Damon and Elena are going to be Super Bored. They've been running like crazy for months, fighting Katherine, then saving Elena from the Originals, then saving Damon after the werewolf bite, then looking for Stefan, then saving Stefan... THEY ALWAYS HAD A DIABOLICAL PLAN GOING ON! And now they'll all be, like: "Ok, now we have to... em? Play Scrabble? Wash all the rugs? Hey, there's a thought, let's have a Buffy marathon!".
(Yes, I know, Klaus is probably going to try to Kill Them All, but it should take him a couple of days to come up with a plan, and until that Elena and Damon should have some Awkward Yet Hilarious Boredom Moments.)
Also, Tyler's mom gets home, and Tyler goes: "Well, about that party...", and Carol goes: "WHAT PARTY???".
I guess I just need hiatus crack fics. I'm in the mood, I see absurd everywhere.
WARNING: I'm in this state of mind in which I find everything hilarious. Like, literary everything.
Everybody's already written all the smart things I wanted to write, but there is one more aspect that TOTALLY should be discussed. Let's talk about:
First of all, Stefan. Right now, he's just travelling all over States with a bunch of caskets. Klaus had minions to handle his family coffins, but Stefan is alone and running with three very dead Originals. So, basically, everybody is talking about how Stefan has his free will back, and about the switch and everything, and all I can think about is Stefan going all "FML, I have three corpses here, and I'm on the run, how do I even check into a motel or something? This sounded like SUCH A GOOD IDEA when Katherine was talking about it...". A corpse can be such a nuissance!
At the same time Klaus has a parallel FML moment, because he doesn't feel safe when he doesn't have all his coffins.
Damon and Elena are going to be Super Bored. They've been running like crazy for months, fighting Katherine, then saving Elena from the Originals, then saving Damon after the werewolf bite, then looking for Stefan, then saving Stefan... THEY ALWAYS HAD A DIABOLICAL PLAN GOING ON! And now they'll all be, like: "Ok, now we have to... em? Play Scrabble? Wash all the rugs? Hey, there's a thought, let's have a Buffy marathon!".
(Yes, I know, Klaus is probably going to try to Kill Them All, but it should take him a couple of days to come up with a plan, and until that Elena and Damon should have some Awkward Yet Hilarious Boredom Moments.)
Also, Tyler's mom gets home, and Tyler goes: "Well, about that party...", and Carol goes: "WHAT PARTY???".
I guess I just need hiatus crack fics. I'm in the mood, I see absurd everywhere.
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Date: 2011-11-12 09:55 pm (UTC)The vid is hilarious!
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Date: 2011-11-12 10:20 pm (UTC)Yeah, Damon will probably start painting the walls or something ;).
This is my favorite morning song.
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Date: 2011-11-12 10:38 pm (UTC)Lol at your icon btw! I so wanted to go and hug Damon in that epi. The poor sod lost a rug for Pete's sake! We all should feel nothing but sympathy! ;)
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Date: 2011-11-12 11:04 pm (UTC)The icon was made by
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Date: 2011-11-12 11:14 pm (UTC)Wow, thanks so much for that link! Look at all the shiny*drools* Of course, I was giggling, no actually rofling, all sensitively too and then I was ALL.ABOUT.THE.TRAGEDY.OF.THE.RUG! Someone should write a fic about my Damon/Rug OTP! Any volunteers? Noone? Come on, people! Show some understanding :D
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Date: 2011-11-13 02:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-13 11:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-12 10:05 pm (UTC)LOL @ BORED DAMON AND ELENA. Also what are they going to talk about now for the next two days? Omg maybe Elena will go back to school and classes and stuff. :O
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Date: 2011-11-12 10:28 pm (UTC)*GASP* IT CAN'T BE!!!
lmao this show is ridiculous whenever you try and explain anything aloud.
It is, and I love it! Clean!Freak!Damon, Crossbow!Happy!Alaric, Forever!Alone!Matt, FML!Jeremy, Going!To!School!Elena, school parties always end SO WELL, Mystic Falls celebrates something historical twice a week... I can't with this show. It's so precious!
Now I desperately need all the cracks in which they are vampire hunters.
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Date: 2011-11-12 11:34 pm (UTC)THEIR LOVE IS SO PURE. I still can't get over the fact that STEFAN SALVATORE STOLE YOUR FUCKING COFFINS. Truly an epic love story.
Hey, there's a thought, let's have a Buffy marathon!
LET'S DO IT. I WANT FIC.
I ALSO WANT DAMON TO TAKE ELENA SHOPPING, AND ARGUE WITH HER OVER DESIGNER LABELS. AND THEN HE SPENDS MORE TIME IN THE FITTING ROOMS THAN HER. (you know it.)
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Date: 2011-11-12 11:43 pm (UTC)IKR??? I keep picturing Stefan like: "I have three coffins, and now I'm getting the fuck out of here, TROLOLOLOL!". And then comes the picture of Stefan carrying three coffins on his back and walking towards the sunset while whistling a merry tune. Brain, why do you do this to me?
LET'S DO IT. I WANT FIC.
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!
I ALSO WANT DAMON TO TAKE ELENA SHOPPING, AND ARGUE WITH HER OVER DESIGNER LABELS. AND THEN HE SPENDS MORE TIME IN THE FITTING ROOMS THAN HER. (you know it.)
I NEED THIS FIC LIKE I NEED AIR!
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPS LOCK FOR ALL THE CRACK I FEEL!
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Date: 2011-11-15 04:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-15 11:22 pm (UTC)Miałam wizję a la Szpieg z Krainy Deszczowców, Stefan bierze trumny na plecy i ZAPIERDALA, ale Twoja koncepcja mi się bardziej podoba XDDDDDDD.
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Date: 2011-11-16 08:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-11-13 02:32 am (UTC)"I sure showed him..." looks around..."I sure showed..."
:/
LOL. That's hilarious.
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Date: 2011-11-13 02:36 am (UTC)THIS! "Travelling around the States with a bunch of coffins is LESS fun than you'd think"
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Date: 2011-11-15 04:24 pm (UTC)You're so right about Damon and Elena! They used to be this Dynamic Duo, I don't believe they're gonna just ~~chill starting next week.
STARTING NEXT JANUARY OMG NO
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Date: 2011-11-15 11:29 pm (UTC)I'm just gonna make silly posts until January comes. This is my plan.