Damon makes all the gifspams

[semele]

Ok, first things first. I promied dante_kent a speculation post. During THIS discussion we've already established that Damon and Stefan totally have ljs, but there are still so many questions!


1. Damon makes all the gifspams, but how about, you know, actual words? What does he write about? Which tags is he proud of? I mean, there are some obvious ones, like "i hate werewolves", or "i threw things into fireplace again", or "don't get blood on the couch", but how about other ones? How does he describe his icons?

2. What kind of icons does he make? Does he share? Does he have 5o icons of himself?

3. Does Damon make fanvids?

4. Because Stefan definitely writes fanfic.

5. But he flocks all his stories, because Damon would laugh his ass of if he read them.

6. Damon's read them all anyway.

7. And he might've cried a little when he was reading the one about Spike and Buffy doing the laundry together.

8. Of course then he made a Stefan Forehead Brooding gifspam, so no one can even blame Stefan for trying to flock EVERYTHING.

9. Damon doesn't flock things, because he is an attention seeker. But does Alaric read Damon's journal? How about Elena? Is Jeremy an ultimate lurker?

10. eowyn_315 is our Damon, so whatever she says in this post, we're gonna accept as unquestionable truth, and then we'll all bow to her gifspams.

11. Who is our Stefan? Does Stefan write porn? Does he have it all neatly organized? Who made Stefan's Friends Only banner? Does Stefan flail? If not, then is making Stefan flail again Klaus's secret agenda?

12. Do the Originals have liveournals? If so, did Stefan steal their passwords along with their coffins? Or maybe Elijah ljs from his coffin? Did Klaus make a FML post after Stefan stole the coffins? There is no way he could've invited so many hybrids to Tyler's party without pimping the news all over his flist, but does it mean that he's also made the post-party picspam?

I could keep asking questions for a long time, but I have this weird feeling that I should stop now...

Comments

[next_to_normal]

HAHAHAHA THIS IS PERFECT.

I shall reflect some more, but I think Damon totally writes long emo posts about his existential crises, but almost always deletes them or locks them down because he's got a reputation to uphold, you know? His public posts are mostly brief, snarky observations and making fun of Stefan. Oh, and frequent rants about Stefan being uptight and fucking werewolves who ruin his night and maybe if there was more to do in this craphole town he wouldn't have to preoccupy himself with eating so many people.

He once wrote a barely disguised, totally OTT, deliberately cliche, uber-sappy Stefan/Elena fic to make a point. Elena apparently didn't notice, but he thinks Stefan may have cottoned on because he stopped posting love poems dedicated to Elena on his LJ.

(Elena totally did notice, btw, but she decided that commenting on it would only reinforce Damon's attention-getting antics. She retaliated by posting Damon/Alaric slash under severe flock so only Bonnie and Caroline could read it. Caroline couldn't look either of them in the eye for weeks. Bonnie still can't.)

Also, "shut up it's a valid lifestyle choice" is totally one of Damon's tags.

[upupa-epops.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE ELENA WRITES DAMON/ALARIC!

Alaric read it too, because Elena forgot to log out. Now he can't stop looking Damon in the eye

Oh, Damon needs a "fuck you i'm drunk" tag, because it's not like he can have an existential crisis sober. Actually, I kind of think he has an "i'm having an existential crisis" tag as well.

I want to read Damon's rants :(.

Stefan still posts the love poems; he just had to discover custom friends groups.

[akzseinga.livejournal.com]

Stefan being uptight and fucking werewolves
Sorry, I read that as: Stefan is fucking werewolves and IT WAS HILARIOUS. I'm sure Damon would write such thing while being particulary angry at his brother. That is so "I'm 12" Damon.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

Please write Damon's emo posts.

[akzseinga.livejournal.com]

Stefan has neatly organized tags. He writes fic, of course, and has a tag for every fandom and character he writes about. Some of his other tags are:
while my guitar gently weeps
damon is stupid and has a small penis
just want to be myself
cry me a river
woe is me
i love the smell of ripping in the morning
sorry about the blood

[upupa-epops.livejournal.com]

Because he is secretly sorry about the blood on Damon's rugs!

Stefan is the tag master.

[le-mru.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ XDDDDDDDDDDDD

What about: "głupio wyszło z tym ludobójstwem"? XD

[upupa-epops.livejournal.com]

Oh, and Stefan has Siken quotes all over his journal!

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

1. DAMON KEEPS HIS DIARY ON LJ. (That's where it's been this whole time.)

2. Prob.

4. Damon has been a prolific Rhett/Scarlett fanfic writer since like, the '30s, bitch.

7. OOOOOH, STEFAN SHIPS BUFFY/SPIKE? JUICY.

9. Jeremy is Damon's biggest (Stockholm Syndrome-induced) stan, so obviously.

10. *nod*

11. softly_me is my Stefan, but IDK about everyone else. She doesn't like writing porn though. I feel Stefan would probably be porn-shy. NOT DAMON THOUGH, LOL.

Or maybe Elijah ljs from his coffin?

YOU KNOW IT. He is BAD ASS like that.

[upupa-epops.livejournal.com]

Damon has been a prolific Rhett/Scarlett fanfic writer since like, the '30s, bitch.

I WANT THIS IN A FIC!!!

Damon hosts comment!ficathons for porn. Stefan participates anonymously.

[next_to_normal]

Or maybe Elijah ljs from his coffin?

YOU KNOW IT. He is BAD ASS like that.

IDK, I think Elijah's more of a Twitter kind of guy:

@HybridKlaus: When I get out of here, I will KILL YOU SLOWLY, you little brat. Also, next time pls leave hair products in coffin. Hair this perfect doesn't just happen on its own.

@Doppelganger1: Katherine, darling, let's make a deal...

@Doppelganger2: Sry bout betrayal. Nothing more important than family, u know how it is. Still man of my word. Promise not to eat u if u let me out.

@TheGoodBrother: Stefan, STOP DRUMMING ON MY COFFIN. I can HEAR you, you know. LET ME OUT.

[youcallitwinter.livejournal.com]

YOU ALSO SAID THAT THING ABOUT GWTW FANFICTION? WE CLEARLY SHARE A BRAIN.

[bellonablack.livejournal.com]

This entire thing is goldenly funny:)

Um flamewars is all I have to say between Originals and our lovely heroes.

[upupa-epops.livejournal.com]

Thank you :D. Flamewars definitely happen!

[dante-kent.livejournal.com]

I WILL LOVE YOU FOR THIS FOREVER. This is the best thing I have ever seen.

1. Damon tries to keep his posts mostly snarky and occasionally lolzy, but he betrays his own depth by describing all his icons with literary quotes.

2. He makes a LOT of Mean Girls icons.

3. He doesn't make fanvids unless they're mocking Stefan fanvids set to "My Heart Will Go On." And even then he refuses to admit he made them. He just posts them as 'something he found on the internet.'

4. Stefan writes a lot of fanfic, all really deep and poetic. He almost always has epigraphs at the beginning.

5. He rigorously flocks them, but sometimes secretly hopes Damon will read them, because it's easier that way to tell Damon how he feels.

7. Damon couldn't decide if his tears were for his love of Spike and Buffy as a couple or for the fact that they separated their whites and colors and staintreated everything beforehand.

9. Alaric reads Damon's journal, and is the only one who will admit to having read it. Elena reads it secretly and has stolen a few of Damon's icons, though she'll never tell him that. Jeremy found Damon's journal through Bing, but Damon refuses to friend him back until Jeremy stops using Bing, which Jeremy has vowed to never do. Caroline, meanwhile, regularly comments on all his memes. As does Klaus. Klaus takes particular pleasure in the fact that he can see all of Damon's flocked posts even though Damon hasn't friended him. He's a master villain like that. Damon HATES him for it.

11. You know how I feel about Stefan flailing. It really puts this whole season in a new light for me.

12. Rebekah was about to make a livejournal when Elena staked her. UNFORGIVABLE.

THANK YOU FOR THIS. Perfect post is perfect.

[upupa-epops.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you're enjoying yourself :D

ALARIC HAS NO SHAME, LOOOOOOL! He never does things anonymously, and he hardly ever flocks anything, because he figures that nothing he does on lj could ruin his reputation more than what he does at the Grill. Sometimes Alaric wishes he could flock the Grill.

Klaus takes particular pleasure in the fact that he can see all of Damon's flocked posts even though Damon hasn't friended him.

THE ORIGINALS! They can't die, they can compel vampires, and flocks don't work on them. And they can have unlimited number of icons.

Damon couldn't decide if his tears were for his love of Spike and Buffy as a couple or for the fact that they separated their whites and colors and staintreated everything beforehand.

Hmm, the two aren't mutually exclusive.

Poor Jeremy, nobody likes his Bing!

Caroline has all of us on her flist, and she does all the fannish stuff with us. She also mocks the hell out of Stefan. And Damon.

He rigorously flocks them, but sometimes secretly hopes Damon will read them, because it's easier that way to tell Damon how he feels.

POOR STEFAN! Now I really feel for him :(.

Chaotic reply is chaotic. I regret nothing.

[le-mru.livejournal.com]

Damon sometimes posts during his existential crises, and usually it's a typo-filled drunken rant at the unfair world we're living in, and after a couple of hours he deletes it and pretends it never happened.

[upupa-epops.livejournal.com]

True! But we love him anyway, because he can pronounce "existentially" when he is totally drunk.

[pamsblau.livejournal.com]

ROFL! What? ROFL more. Will come back with a more...decent lol post.

[upupa-epops.livejournal.com]

Please do!

[youcallitwinter.livejournal.com]

THIS?

IS THE BEST FUCKING POST EVER. EVER. /Damon

Damon's been writing Gone With The Wind fanfiction since ages, bitches. Way before the Star Wars shenanigans started. He also wrote Luke/Leia fic till the fandom found out they were twins. Then he wrote even more fic. /TRUFAX.

Stefan writes soft porn, the softest kind.

OMGOMGOMG, THIS POST.

[upupa-epops.livejournal.com]

Damon and Gone With The Wind fanfiction is canon now. And of course he also wrote Star Wars. And TVD is on hiatus now, because Damon has to write all the Secret Santa fics.

OMGOMGOMG, THIS POST.

I live to please :D.

[pellamerethiel.livejournal.com]

Absolutely fantastic XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[upupa-epops.livejournal.com]

Thanks :D

[pamsblau.livejournal.com]

Okay, just had an imaginary walk so I can respond decently now. This is serious stuff, man. We should handle everything with discretion because you haven't f-locked this post and Klaus is totally reading all of this. In fact Klaus wants to destroy Lj because he is a fan of tumblr. He just loves all the gifs of him and Elena there because he has a thing for her.


He likes her hair. It's so smooth and he has searched for a great shampoo for 1000 years and Elena is ahead of him. She has already found her miraculous shampoo. That totally turns Klaus on. He's been posting anonymous posts on her journal asking about her hair products. Elena is confused. She thinks that Damon is searching for a product to clean his persian rugs. She does not reply. She has locked most of her posts though. Her lj is friends only. Damon wanted to be friends with her so she had to do a special filter for her, Bonnie and Caroline. There she writes Damon/Alaric and ocasionally posts gifs with them. Caroline says awwww! look at how cute they are! and Bonnie just laughs. Everytime she looks at Damon she thinks of a way to avoid him because she thinks she'll burst into laughter. That's why she is often mean to him. Elena has many Stelena icons but also many Delena ones which she has stored on her computer because she is afraid that Damon might understand how she really feels about him. She keeps memming Delena vids on youtube but doesn't want Damon to know or Stefan.
Stefan had his journal all neat and tidy.He has tags like cut, the real me, what have I done, my true self, love for elternity and so on. Elena hasn't got any tags. Stefan f-locks his fics. He has a special filter in which Damon is not allowed. He writes about Elena and keeps his diary to himself. ONLY. He has some poems about Elena as well. he doesn't have any other icons except one of him writing in his diary. He's not a gifs' person but his eyes often well up with tears after a good Stelena vid. Now, that he's bad he has "I' am a RIPPER" and "I am a PSYCHO", "A RIPPER does not STOP" tags. He does not use the " ' " because he enjoys formal English.He also writes small drabbles about his love for Klaus but he doesn't share that. He also enjoys writing some brotherly fic and explains how the only thing in his life which can make him so happy is his brother. He is shy. He doesn't watch porn.
Damon doesn't f-lock his posts except the ones which are too personal and tagged with "my existential crisis" and " MY persian rugs" and "MY vases", "Me throwing My glasses in the fireplace again". He often teases Stefan and makes fun of him and Elena. He writes fic about them and mocks them. He has a few icons of his roadtrip with Elena and lots of naked girls. He even upgraded his account so he can have a few of Mason and how he tortured him. He has lots of Delena vids as well.He gifspams Elena very often and he teases her with Damon/Rebekkah marshmallow gifs.
Damon enjoys porn. He has a special filter for him and Alaric only. Stefan was also invited but he was afraid and chickened out. Katherine however managed to invade Damon's lj and posted porn of her and Stefan to tease him.
Damon ships Spike/Buffy, Veronica/Logan, Delena of course and Rhett/Scarlett. He also sometimes watches The Bold and the Beautiful and has a thng for Brooke. he thinks Ridge is an a**hole. He also cried in Chosen.
Stefan ships Buffy/Angel though. he identifies with the brooding hero types. He cried when he watched IWRY.

That's about it for now. :D

[upupa-epops.livejournal.com]

Whoa, you have an entire fan theory ;).

We should handle everything with discretion because you haven't f-locked this post and Klaus is totally reading all of this.

Klaus is an Original. He can compel lj to show him all the flocked posts, and he can have unlimited number of icons.

And suddenly Bonnie's attitude towards Damon makes so much sense!

He has a special filter in which Damon is not allowed.

He does! But then he goes to the forest to eat bunnies, and he forgets to log out...

He does not use the " ' " because he enjoys formal English.

WIN

Bold and the Beautiful is Damon's "Passions" XDDDDD.

[verdant_fire]

This post is exquisite.

1. Damon obviously describes all of his icons with literary quotes, the more obscure the better. Sometimes when he's feeling particularly superior, he busts out Dante, in the original Italian.

9. Jeremy stalks Damon's LJ all the time. Alaric stalks it at 2 A.M., in bed, with his shirt off.

[upupa-epops.livejournal.com]

1. So true, especially about Dante! Because Damon totally speaks, like, five forgein languages. He had to do SOMETHING when he was waiting for a comet for 145 years.

9. ALARIIIIIIIIIIIIC! Of course this is what he does! And then he does other things.