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semele ([personal profile] semele) wrote2011-11-15 01:29 am

Damon makes all the gifspams

Ok, first things first. I promied [livejournal.com profile] dante_kent a speculation post. During THIS discussion we've already established that Damon and Stefan totally have ljs, but there are still so many questions!


1. Damon makes all the gifspams, but how about, you know, actual words? What does he write about? Which tags is he proud of? I mean, there are some obvious ones, like "i hate werewolves", or "i threw things into fireplace again", or "don't get blood on the couch", but how about other ones? How does he describe his icons?

2. What kind of icons does he make? Does he share? Does he have 5o icons of himself?

3. Does Damon make fanvids?

4. Because Stefan definitely writes fanfic.

5. But he flocks all his stories, because Damon would laugh his ass of if he read them.

6. Damon's read them all anyway.

7. And he might've cried a little when he was reading the one about Spike and Buffy doing the laundry together.

8. Of course then he made a Stefan Forehead Brooding gifspam, so no one can even blame Stefan for trying to flock EVERYTHING.

9. Damon doesn't flock things, because he is an attention seeker. But does Alaric read Damon's journal? How about Elena? Is Jeremy an ultimate lurker?

10. [livejournal.com profile] eowyn_315 is our Damon, so whatever she says in this post, we're gonna accept as unquestionable truth, and then we'll all bow to her gifspams.

11. Who is our Stefan? Does Stefan write porn? Does he have it all neatly organized? Who made Stefan's Friends Only banner? Does Stefan flail? If not, then is making Stefan flail again Klaus's secret agenda?

12. Do the Originals have liveournals? If so, did Stefan steal their passwords along with their coffins? Or maybe Elijah ljs from his coffin? Did Klaus make a FML post after Stefan stole the coffins? There is no way he could've invited so many hybrids to Tyler's party without pimping the news all over his flist, but does it mean that he's also made the post-party picspam?

I could keep asking questions for a long time, but I have this weird feeling that I should stop now...

[identity profile] dante-kent.livejournal.com 2011-11-15 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, Alaric. He already has tons of inappropriate chemistry with his students/wards and knows less about history than said students, why bother to flock?

And they can have unlimited number of icons.

THIS IS UNFORGIVABLE. Our vampires don't have a lot of moral highground, but THIS? This is just something they can't let happen. It's just too much power to have.

Caroline has the best flist, and her LJ is a popular reference points for social events, fashion tips, and occasional supernatural advice (like how to get blood out of a party dress and how to incorporate stakes into your outfit like an accessory - can't ruin the look).

Katherine, meanwhile, has the livejournal to end all livejournals. She made a point of friending Stefan but not Damon for a while, but has since finally friended Damon so they can make angry gifspams about Mikael, and so she can show him the ridiculous photos she took of Jeremy while they were roadtripping. Damon created an entire gif series of weird photos of Jeremy layered over the Bing homepage.

[identity profile] upupa-epops.livejournal.com 2011-11-15 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
C'mon, Alaric isn't that bad! He figured out the cave, didn't he?

You are so right about Caroline and Katherine. Katherine's journal is Damon's favorite.

[identity profile] dante-kent.livejournal.com 2011-11-16 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, it's nothing against Alaric. It's not his fault a few of his history students were actually alive during all the events he tries to teach. Luckily, his students never seem to show up to school, so no one really notices.

Katherine and Damon have some sort of LJ coalition going on. It's how they've come to be on such good terms. Katherine's photoshop skills outrank Damon's, but he respects her enough to cope with it. Plus she also makes mocking gifs of Stefan (she keeps her Damon gifs hidden where Damon can't access them).