Damon makes all the gifspams

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Ok, first things first. I promied dante_kent a speculation post. During THIS discussion we've already established that Damon and Stefan totally have ljs, but there are still so many questions!


1. Damon makes all the gifspams, but how about, you know, actual words? What does he write about? Which tags is he proud of? I mean, there are some obvious ones, like "i hate werewolves", or "i threw things into fireplace again", or "don't get blood on the couch", but how about other ones? How does he describe his icons?

2. What kind of icons does he make? Does he share? Does he have 5o icons of himself?

3. Does Damon make fanvids?

4. Because Stefan definitely writes fanfic.

5. But he flocks all his stories, because Damon would laugh his ass of if he read them.

6. Damon's read them all anyway.

7. And he might've cried a little when he was reading the one about Spike and Buffy doing the laundry together.

8. Of course then he made a Stefan Forehead Brooding gifspam, so no one can even blame Stefan for trying to flock EVERYTHING.

9. Damon doesn't flock things, because he is an attention seeker. But does Alaric read Damon's journal? How about Elena? Is Jeremy an ultimate lurker?

10. eowyn_315 is our Damon, so whatever she says in this post, we're gonna accept as unquestionable truth, and then we'll all bow to her gifspams.

11. Who is our Stefan? Does Stefan write porn? Does he have it all neatly organized? Who made Stefan's Friends Only banner? Does Stefan flail? If not, then is making Stefan flail again Klaus's secret agenda?

12. Do the Originals have liveournals? If so, did Stefan steal their passwords along with their coffins? Or maybe Elijah ljs from his coffin? Did Klaus make a FML post after Stefan stole the coffins? There is no way he could've invited so many hybrids to Tyler's party without pimping the news all over his flist, but does it mean that he's also made the post-party picspam?

I could keep asking questions for a long time, but I have this weird feeling that I should stop now...

Comments

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HAHAHAHA THIS IS PERFECT.

I shall reflect some more, but I think Damon totally writes long emo posts about his existential crises, but almost always deletes them or locks them down because he's got a reputation to uphold, you know? His public posts are mostly brief, snarky observations and making fun of Stefan. Oh, and frequent rants about Stefan being uptight and fucking werewolves who ruin his night and maybe if there was more to do in this craphole town he wouldn't have to preoccupy himself with eating so many people.

He once wrote a barely disguised, totally OTT, deliberately cliche, uber-sappy Stefan/Elena fic to make a point. Elena apparently didn't notice, but he thinks Stefan may have cottoned on because he stopped posting love poems dedicated to Elena on his LJ.

(Elena totally did notice, btw, but she decided that commenting on it would only reinforce Damon's attention-getting antics. She retaliated by posting Damon/Alaric slash under severe flock so only Bonnie and Caroline could read it. Caroline couldn't look either of them in the eye for weeks. Bonnie still can't.)

Also, "shut up it's a valid lifestyle choice" is totally one of Damon's tags.

[upupa-epops.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE ELENA WRITES DAMON/ALARIC!

Alaric read it too, because Elena forgot to log out. Now he can't stop looking Damon in the eye

Oh, Damon needs a "fuck you i'm drunk" tag, because it's not like he can have an existential crisis sober. Actually, I kind of think he has an "i'm having an existential crisis" tag as well.

I want to read Damon's rants :(.

Stefan still posts the love poems; he just had to discover custom friends groups.

[akzseinga.livejournal.com]

Stefan has neatly organized tags. He writes fic, of course, and has a tag for every fandom and character he writes about. Some of his other tags are:
while my guitar gently weeps
damon is stupid and has a small penis
just want to be myself
cry me a river
woe is me
i love the smell of ripping in the morning
sorry about the blood

[akzseinga.livejournal.com]

Stefan being uptight and fucking werewolves
Sorry, I read that as: Stefan is fucking werewolves and IT WAS HILARIOUS. I'm sure Damon would write such thing while being particulary angry at his brother. That is so "I'm 12" Damon.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

1. DAMON KEEPS HIS DIARY ON LJ. (That's where it's been this whole time.)

2. Prob.

4. Damon has been a prolific Rhett/Scarlett fanfic writer since like, the '30s, bitch.

7. OOOOOH, STEFAN SHIPS BUFFY/SPIKE? JUICY.

9. Jeremy is Damon's biggest (Stockholm Syndrome-induced) stan, so obviously.

10. *nod*

11. softly_me is my Stefan, but IDK about everyone else. She doesn't like writing porn though. I feel Stefan would probably be porn-shy. NOT DAMON THOUGH, LOL.

Or maybe Elijah ljs from his coffin?

YOU KNOW IT. He is BAD ASS like that.

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Because he is secretly sorry about the blood on Damon's rugs!

Stefan is the tag master.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

LAUGHING SO HARD RN

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Sorry, I read that as: Stefan is fucking werewolves and IT WAS HILARIOUS.

Uff, so I wasn't the only one who did this...

[akzseinga.livejournal.com]

ME TOO.

Stefan is fucking werewolves. THE BEST.

[upupa-epops.livejournal.com]

Damon has been a prolific Rhett/Scarlett fanfic writer since like, the '30s, bitch.

I WANT THIS IN A FIC!!!

Damon hosts comment!ficathons for porn. Stefan participates anonymously.

[akzseinga.livejournal.com]

of course he is, he would never admit that, though! oh salvatore brothers, such complicated relationship, if only they could talk about it. USE YOUR WORDS.

[upupa-epops.livejournal.com]

WHEN WORDS FAIL THEM, THEY HAVE GIFS AND TAGS!

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

Please write Damon's emo posts.

[upupa-epops.livejournal.com]

Oh, and they would be very Emerson, the way he reveals his soul with so many adjectives.

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Stefan still posts the love poems; he just had to discover custom friends groups

HA. OF COURSE HE DOES.

Also, I have decided that Damon does not make fanvids. Mainly because he doesn't have the patience. But he's a big vid reccer, and a suspiciously high number of them are sappy shipper vids...

[upupa-epops.livejournal.com]

How about Damon's ships? Well, besides Damon/Elena...

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ROFLMFAO.

Yes, Damon totally did that. He was super-pissed because Stefan trashed the house and left the dead bodies on the Persian rug AGAIN (seriously, do you know how hard it is to get blood out of those things? FORTUNES he has spent at the cleaners), so Damon decided to get back at him with a werewolf-fucking fic.

Stefan, obviously, felt the need to post a disclaimer that it was TOTALLY FICTION, ELENA, I SWEAR. I DO NOT HAVE A THING FOR MASON LOCKWOOD.

At which point, Caroline suggested that perhaps Damon was projecting?

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Buffy/Spike, obvs. Lee/Kara from BSG. Veronica/Logan. He goes for the tortured, fucked-up ships. FOR SOME REASON.

Oh, and also Sam/Dean, but he prefers not to explore the reasons behind that one. :)

[bellonablack.livejournal.com]

This entire thing is goldenly funny:)

Um flamewars is all I have to say between Originals and our lovely heroes.

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Or maybe Elijah ljs from his coffin?

YOU KNOW IT. He is BAD ASS like that.

IDK, I think Elijah's more of a Twitter kind of guy:

@HybridKlaus: When I get out of here, I will KILL YOU SLOWLY, you little brat. Also, next time pls leave hair products in coffin. Hair this perfect doesn't just happen on its own.

@Doppelganger1: Katherine, darling, let's make a deal...

@Doppelganger2: Sry bout betrayal. Nothing more important than family, u know how it is. Still man of my word. Promise not to eat u if u let me out.

@TheGoodBrother: Stefan, STOP DRUMMING ON MY COFFIN. I can HEAR you, you know. LET ME OUT.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA I REMEMBER US DECIDING ALL THAT

Oh, and also Sam/Dean, but he prefers not to explore the reasons behind that one. :)

Yep.

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You know it. He'd fucking quote Oscar Wilde every other post too.

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lol, a fic of a fic?

Stefan participates anonymously.

And then Damon trolls through the pages picking his brother's porn out. YEP THAT ONE SOUNDS LIKE WHAT MY BROTHER LIKES.

:)

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YOU ARE CORRECT, how could I have been so wrong.

You know who Twitters non-stop? Alaric. Uh huh. Dwell on that.

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Hahaha, I just figure Elijah does not want to talk to you about ~feelings. He does not have time for that nonsense. Twitter is far more efficient. :)

You know who Twitters non-stop? Alaric.

Except no one knows it's him! He's like the Gossip Girl of Mystic Falls. (Damon figured it out, though. No one else could know the things MFGG knows...)