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I blame [livejournal.com profile] dante_kent and her Christmas spirit.

I know it's a bit early for Christmasy stuff, but on December 6th people in my country celebrate St Nicholas Day, which basically means that we sneak into children's bedrooms when they're asleep and we hide small gifts for them to find in the morning. I don't know how many of you guys celebrate it too, but I thought it would be a perfect excuse for me to be a troll tonight ;). So let's have a treat:

MYSTIC FALLS CHRISTMAS SPECULATION POST



This gif isn't mine, but I certainly wish it was

RULES:
1. It's Christmas, so everybody lives.
2. Pics, gifs and vampire versions of Christmas carols are more than welcome.
3. Much silliness can be found in this post.
4. Don't get blood on the couch.



1. It's clear that Caroline organizes everything, but who are her minions? Who is a sucker for Christmas spirit?

2. Alaric, Damon and their bottles of bourbon are stuck in the kitchen, preparing delicious things like roast turkey with vervaine, rib in vervaine sauce or Rick's very special vervaine pudding. There is no vervaine in bourbon, at least not yet. Or should there be?

3. Klaus dresses up as Rudolph, because he does it every Christmas, but how about Elijah and Rebekah? Do they lock themselves up in their coffins? Or do they embrace their nature the holiday madness?

4. Klaus's choir of hybrids has been practising "The Carol of Bells" since early November. They're going to perform on Christmas Eve, and all the citizens of Mystic Falls are invited to die during the important festival. Vampires want to have their Christmas dinner too, you know.

5. Damon has already cleaned the house. Twice. Then he had to throw a few glasses into the fireplace and clean again, because Stefan and Katherine came back and started decorating Christmas trees with severed limbs.

6. How about Bonnie? Does she conjure icicles and mistletoe? Or maybe Jeremy was faster and he Binged how to do it without magic?

7. Do they have one big Christmas dinner for everyone? Vampires, werewolves, hybrids, witches and humans celebrating together (it would be important for the community, you know)? If so, who sits next to who?

8. Damon put mistletoe all over the Gilbert house. When Jenna saw it, she put some vervaine into his bourbon. Alaric helped. Damon wasn't amused. Neither was Klaus.

9. What did Stefan get Klaus? Will there be a new crossbow for Alaric under the Christmas tree? What did Damon get Elena and would it be reasonable for her to open her present in front of Jeremy and Jenna? Did Rebekah buy any presents? Did Caroline make Tyler dress up as Santa?

Date: 2011-12-05 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com
WANT TO ANSWER BUT TOO BUSY STARING AT THE GIF. ALL THE LULZ FOREVER.

Date: 2011-12-05 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] upupa-epops.livejournal.com
I can't say I blame you XDDDDDDDDDDDDD. Klaus is one of my favorite trolls.

If you eventually manage to stop staring, I'm waiting for your thoughts! :D

Date: 2011-12-05 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com
I guess because I see Klefan as very one-sided, I assume that Klaus gets Stefan friendship bracelets and Stefan gets all awkward because he didn't get Klaus anything. Thankfully the heavy silence doesn't last too long because Caroline is very good at keeping the eggnog flowing.

Date: 2011-12-05 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wheatear.livejournal.com
Klaus sheds a single manly tear at his BFF not getting him anything.

"Look at everything I've done for you."

Date: 2011-12-05 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goldy-dollar.livejournal.com
LOLLOL

Klaus updates his livejournal (with comments turned off) with a really ambiguous sentence like "I should just give up, I try so hard, I never get anything back D:".

Date: 2011-12-06 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] upupa-epops.livejournal.com
Your Stefan icons are amazing icons!

Caroline makes Christmas Party Preparations picspams three times a week. Every time Damon replies with a stupid comment, Jenna spams his livejournal with pictures of fireplaces.

Date: 2011-12-05 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wheatear.livejournal.com
SO MANY GOOD QUESTIONS.

3. Elijah dresses up as Father Christmas. Rebekah is a Christmas elf.

9. Stefan gets Klaus a golden statuette in Klaus' image, wearing a crown. Klaus is touched.

Date: 2011-12-05 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] upupa-epops.livejournal.com
Because Klaus is the king!

Brb, having a mental image of Elijah with fake beard. And Rebekah being nice to people...

Date: 2011-12-06 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ever-neutral.livejournal.com
What did Damon get Elena and would it be reasonable for her to open her present in front of Jeremy and Jenna?

...

oh Lord.

Date: 2011-12-06 06:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] upupa-epops.livejournal.com
Do you have suggestions?

Date: 2011-12-06 08:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ever-neutral.livejournal.com
I think you can imagine.

Date: 2011-12-06 08:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] upupa-epops.livejournal.com
I'm afraid I can. "Afraid being a strangely accurate word.

Date: 2011-12-06 04:26 pm (UTC)
next_to_normal: (hee)
From: [personal profile] next_to_normal
#4 is now my personal canon.

Date: 2011-12-09 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] upupa-epops.livejournal.com
Every year we have carol singing at school, and this year we're doing "The Carol of the Bells". The mental image I'm having during rehersals...

Date: 2011-12-07 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dante-kent.livejournal.com
I will happily take blame for this glory!

1. I think they ALL secretly love Christmas. They all hide in their rooms and listen to Christmas music and make paper snowflakes, and mutually pretend not to notice all the arts and crafts remains in the trash bins.

3. Rebekah absolutely dresses up as a 'sexy Santa's helper.' She's a big fan of the candy-cane striped stockings. Elijah can't really dress up, because any hats or antlers would mess up his hair, and he simply can't have that.

5. Damon finds the Holiday Season very trying, because on the one hand, he has a surprising abundance of Christmas spirit, but on the other hand, the decorations get EVERYWHERE. He cleans out the fallen Christmas tree needles every single day, even though there are just more on the floor the next morning. But every year Stefan buys him a new vacuum (Damon goes though vacuums very quickly), and Damon has a hard time pretending not to be touched.

6. LOL JEREMY AND THE BING-ING. Elena requested that Jeremy's Christmas present to her this year be to stop using Bing. He was unable to oblige.

7. Um, can we design a seating chart for the mass supernatural Mystic Falls Christmas Dinner Extravaganza? Please?

Remind me why there isn't a holiday episode of TVD? IT WOULD BE SO MAGICAL.

Date: 2011-12-09 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] upupa-epops.livejournal.com
Typical me. I couldn't reply right away, and then I forgot. I just saw you somewhere on lj and I had an illumination XD.

MAKE. PAPER. SNOWFLAKES. Mental image ensued. Klaus's army of hybrids making papier snowflakes like a Santa's freaking factory XDDDDDDDD.

But every year Stefan buys him a new vacuum (Damon goes though vacuums very quickly), and Damon has a hard time pretending not to be touched.

Awwwwww, so touching!

Um, can we design a seating chart for the mass supernatural Mystic Falls Christmas Dinner Extravaganza? Please?

You do that!!!

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